Whatever.
so-humorous:

OMG

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

chicken-fingers:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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it was formed by sexually repressed Quakers

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

clrama:

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bunnyfood:

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